They said One Direction is not an inspiration. Ever since I became a fan I’ve wanted to be so many things because of them.
Examples: (not in particular order)
A receptionist:
A 32 year old: (lowest point of my life)
A baby:
A turtle:
A surfboard:
A cat: (Dusty the cat)
Any reflective surface:
A potato:
A balloon:
A wet suit:
A couch:
Stairs:
An energy juice:
Paul:
A pie:
Electricity:
Hideous shorts:
Boobs:
A guitar:
A pole:
A pigeon:
A beanie:
A towel:
Their lips and tongues:
So if you’re one of those people who disagreed, think again.
lol. omg. the notes. my biggest achievement.
- boys in fights: i hate you man fuck you
- girls in fights: Your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and I bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. Also, I had sex with your boyfriend. And also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. PS your mom is sleeping with her yoga teacher. Bye, cunt.
